gossip girl 4 英文- 第29部分

？Did　you　hear　about　Nate　Archibald　and　that　girl　from　Connecticut？？　Kati　asked。　She？d　had　her　
hair　cut　short　over　the　weekend　and　it　made　her　Germanic　nose　look　twice　its　size。　？They　got　
busted　for　having　sex　in　the　broom　closet　at　rehab　and　now　he　has　to　go　to　private　therapy　in　the　
city　instead。？　

？Wait；　I　thought　it　wasBlair　and　Nate　in　the　broom　closet；？　Isabel　sniffed。　She　was　wearing　a　
sample　of　Serena？s　Tears　that　she？d　gotten　from　her　mom？s　publicist　friend　who　worked　atVogue　。　
It　made　her　nose　run。　

？No；　stupid。　Blair　is　seeing　that　old　guy；　remember？　She？s　not　having　his　baby　anymore；　though。　
She　had　a　miscarriage。　That？s　why　she　missed　so　much　school。？　

？I　heard　that　Blair　and　Serena　both　sent　in　applications　to　the　University　of　California　school　
system　today；？　said　Laura　Salmon。　？They　have　rolling　admission；　so　you　find　out　which　

UC　school　can　take　you；　like；　a　few　weeks　after　you　apply。？　She　raised　her　thin　strawberry　blond　
eyebrows。　？Hey；　maybe　we　should　all　do　that！？　

Not　that　any　of　them　wouldreally　have　considered　going　to　a　UC　school。　

？So　what　was　it　like；　being　in　that　perfume　ad？？　Mary　Goldberg　asked　Serena　while　the　girls　in　
peer　group　A　were　waiting　for　their　hot　chocolates。　Cassie　Inwirth　and　Vicky　Reinerson　pricked　
their　ears　up　on　either　side　of　her。　The　three　girls　had　gotten　matching　short　haircuts　over　the　
weekend；　but　since　none　of　them　had　gone　to　see　Gianni　at　Garren；　their　cuts　were　only　pale　
imitations　of　Blair？s　old　one；　andnothing　pared　to　her　new　one。　

？Cold；？　Serena　answered。　She　blew　her　nose　on　a　paper　napkin　and　then　pulled　her　long；　golden　
blond　hair　up　on　top　of　her　head；　twisted　it　into　a　bun；　and　stuck　a　pencil　through　it　to　hold　it　up。　

Of　course　now　they　all　wished　they　hadn？t　cut　their　hair。　


？I？d　really　rather　not　talk　about　it；？　she　added　mysteriously。　
Blair　leaned　across　the　table。　？She　and　Aaron　broke　up　during　the　shoot；？　she　told　the　ninth　


graders　in　a　confidential　whisper。　She　sat　up　straight　again。　？End　of　subject。？　


The　waiter　brought　their　hot　chocolates；　giant　steaming　mugs；　loaded　with　Reddi…Wip。　


？Can　we　talk　about　love　now？？　Jenny　asked　tremulously。　She　glanced　around　the　crowded　room。　


If　she　was　lucky；　Leo　might　even　show　up　so　she　could　show　him　off。　


？No！？　Serena　and　Blair　cried　in　unison。　They？d　specifically　brought　the　group　to　Jackson　Hole　
so　they　wouldn？t　have　to　talk　about　boys；　food；　parents；　school；anything　。　All　they　wanted　was　to　
sip　their　hot　chocolates　and　enjoy　each　other？s　pany。　

Suddenly　a　hush　fell　over　the　restaurant　as　Chuck　Bass　waltzed　in　wearing　a　fox　fur　hat　and　a　
baby　blue　pea　coat；　his　monogrammed　pinky　ring　flashing　as　he　passed　out　pink　flyers　to　everyone　
inside。　

？Be　there　or　be　square！？　he　shouted；　drifting　out　the　door　in　a　cloud　of　Serena？s　Tears　just　as　
suddenly　as　he　had　e　in。　

The　flyer　was　an　invitation　to　a　party　on　Monday　night；　and　within　seconds　the　entire　restaurant　

was　positively　humming。　

？Are　you　going？？　

？Wait。　Do　you　think　it？s　really　Chuck？sing　out　party？　

？No。　It？s　his　birthday。　Can？t　you　read？？　

？But　we　went　to　nursery　school　together。　His　birthday　is　inSeptember　。　It？s　not　even　his　party。　

It？s　some　girl？s。　He？s　just　handing　out　the　flyers。？　
？I　still　think　he？s　bi。　I　saw　him　with　a　girl　from　L？？cole　Fran？aise　on　Saturday；　and　they　were　

practicallydoing　it　。？　

？Who　was　that　guy　anyway？？　Cassie　Inwirth　whined。　

？You　know　that　site。gossipgirl　？　Well；　I　think　that？s　him！？　Mary　Goldberg　announced。　

？You　think　Gossip　Girl　is　a　he？？　Vicky　Reinerson　countered。　

？No　way！？　Serena　and　Blair　cried。　


You　never　know。　

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　hey　people！　

Not　that　I？m　greedy　or　anything　

By　now　you？ve　all　seen　the　flyer　inviting　everyone　to　my　party　Monday　night。　And　if　you　
haven？t；　where　have　you　been？hiding　under　a　rock？　Please　don？t　bother　to　turn　up　unless　you　
bring　one　of　the　following：　

A　caramel　toy　poodle　puppy　

As　many　bottles　of　Serena？s　Tears　as　you　can　scrape　up。　I　know　there？s　a　waiting　list；　but　I？m　
addicted！　

First…class　tickets　to　Cannes　this　May

　Diamonds　

A　fantastic　sense　of　humor　

Every　gorgeous　boy　in　your　address　book

　Sightings　

Nand　his　？ber…rich；　pale　new　girlfriend　on　a　carriage　ride　inCentral　Park　。　Guess　she　got　a　day　
pass　from　rehab　for　good　behavior。S　andB　in　theLes　Best　boutique　getting　fitted　for　his　entire　fall　
line。V　delivering　a　manila　envelope　to　the　drama　department　atRiverside　Prep　。　You　don？t　think　
she　actually　turned　in　that　film　toD　？s　drama　teacher　do　you？　Now　that？s　dedication！D　and　that　
crazy　poetess　shouting　non…sequiturs　out　the　window　of　herChinatown　studio。　LittleJ　and　her　new　
beau　checking　out　tattoos　inStink　；　an　East　Village　tattoo　parlor。　Let？s　pray　they　were　only　
browsing。　


As　for　those　burning　questions　。　。　。　
WillN　and　his　misbehaving　heiress　remain　a　bona　fide　item？　
WillBever　get　overN　？　Will　she　grow　out　her　hair？　And？thank　God　the　answer　is　just　around　the　


corner？will　she　get　into　Yale？？　
WillS　andB　remain　friends　。　。　。　at　least　until　graduation？　
WillS　bee　a　vapid；　redundant；　celery…eating；　supermodel？　Will　she　ever　stay　with　one　guy　for　


more　than　five　minutes？　
WillJ　and　her　new　boy　live　happily　ever　after？　Will　her　new　best　friend　try　to　break　them　up？　
WillV　ever　evenlook　atD　again？　
WillD　keep　hanging　out　with　that　yellow…toothed　poetess？　Willhis　teeth　turn　yellow　in　the　


process？　Will　he　actually　write　a　memoir？　
Will　the　rest　of　us　get　into　college？　More　importantly；　will　we　all　graduate？　
Will　you　ever　find　out　who　I　am？　
Soon　it　will　all　bee　crystal　clear。　
See　you　at　my　party　Monday　night；　and　don？t　forget　to　bring　at　leastone　thing　on　the　list。　Au　


revoir！　
You　know　you　love　me。　
gossip　girl　


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　Senior　slump　

I？ve　heard　the　expression　？senior　slump？　many　times；　but　I　never　knew　what　it　meant　exactly。　
Now　it？s　crystal　clear。　Senior　slump　is　when　you　blow　off　your　afternoon　classes　and　go　back　to　
your　friend？s　apartment　to　order　veggie　lo　mein；　drink　chardonnay；　and　smoke　cigarettes。　It？s　
when　you　wind　up　in　bed　with　a　boy　at　three　o？clock　in　the　afternoon。　It？s　when　you　skip　
third…period　calculus　to　stock　up　on　clingy　silk　jersey　wrap　dresses　at　Diane　von　Furstenberg？s　
private　sale。　It？s　when　you　accidentally　sleep　till　ten　on　a　Thursday。Oops。　Last　term　we　were　such　
goody…goodies；　teachers？　pets。　This　term　we？re　badasses。　We？re　also　feeling　our　wild　oats。　I？m　
pretty　sure　half　the　girls　in　my　P。E。　class　were　off　kissing　boys　on　the　steps　of　the　Metropolitan　
Museum　of　Art　instead　of　doing　chin…ups　on　the　monkey　bars　in　the　gym。　Keep　it　up　girls？　
hooking　up　ismuch　better　exercise！　

？　

　Sightings　

Jand　a　tall；　freckled　girl　with　an　unfortunate　haircut　giggling　during　a　dance　class　at　Constance　
Billard。　GuessJ　has　a　new　friend。N　and　his　buddies　ordering　chai　atStarbucks　；　in　the　hopes　that　it　
might　be　laced　with　something　mood…altering。V　at　the　NYU　store　buying　an　NYU　mug；　an　NYU　
sweatshirt；and　an　NYU　baseball　cap。　And　she　claims　not　to　be　a　sucker　for　that　sort　of　thing。D　
bing　his　local　newsstand　for　an　advance　issue　ofThe　New　Yorker　。S　andA　enjoying　a　little　
PDA　as　usual。　She？s　never　had　a　boyfriend　for　more　than　five　minutes；　so　we？ll　see　how　long　this　
lasts。　。　。　。　

Okay；　I　admit　it。　I？m　cutting　class　as　we　speak。　Promise　you　won？t　tell！　

You　know　you　love　me。　

　gossip　girl　

sis　in　love　

Standing　in　a　drift　of　old　snow　outside　the　Constance　Billard　School　for　Girls　on　East　
Ninety…third　Street；　Aaron　Rose　waited　for　Serena　to　e　hurtling　through　the　towering　royal　
blue　school　doors　and　into　his　arms。　Mookie；　his　brown…and…white　boxer；　sat　panting　beside　him　
on　the　sidewalk　wearing　the　red…and…black　plaid　doggie　jacket　Serena　had　bought　him　yesterday　at　
Burberry。　In　Aaron？s　hands　were　two　steaming　cups　from　Starbucks。　Ever　since　they？d　gotten　
together　at　Serena？s　wild　New　Year？s　Eve　party　six　weeks　ago；　this　had　bee　their　little　ritual。　
Aaron　would　meet　Serena　after　school　and　they？d　amble　down　Fifth　Avenue　arm　in　arm；　drinking　
soy　lattes　and　stopping　now　and　then　to　kiss。　New　Year？s　Eve　had　been　a　total　


fuck…it…we？re…both…in…the…mood…so…why…not…hook…up？　spontaneous　sort　of　thing；　but　over　the　past　
month　they？d　spent　every　out…of…school　moment　together；　and　they　were　now　known　as　the　
best…looking　and　most　adorable　couple？well；　threesome；　if　you　included　Mookie？on　the　Upper　
East　Side。　

Suddenly　a　ray　of　bright　winter　sun　flashed　on　Serena？s　cool　blond　head　as　she　pushed　open　the　
school　doors；　skipped　down　the　stairs　in　her　Stephane　Kelian　brown　suede　boots　and　navy　blue　
Les　Best　pea　coat；　and　stepped　out　onto　the　snowy　sidewalk。　Her　whole　face　glowed　with　angelic　
excitement　when　she　caught　sight　of　Aaron　and　Mookie。　

？Hi；　pup！？　she　squealed　as　Mookie　wriggled　up　to　her　and　nuzzled　her　cashmere…gloved　hands。　
She　squatted　down　and　let　the　dog　lick　her　face　as　she　stroked　his　head。　？You　lookso　handsome　
today。？　

Aaron　watched　them　with　a　lazy　sense　of　pride。Yep；　that？s　my　girlfriend。　Yep；　isn？t　she　
gorgeous？　

Serena　stood　up　and　threw　her　arms　around　his　neck。　The　air　around　them　filled　with　the　heady；　
sandalwood…and…patchouli？based　scent　of　the　custom…blended　essential　oil　mixture　she　always　
wore。　？You　know　what　I？ve　been　thinking　about　all　day？？　she　gushed；　planting　a　kiss　on　Aaron？s　
thin；　dark　red　lips　with　her　full；　peach…glossed　ones。　

Aaron　splayed　his　feet　to　keep　from　stumbling　backward　and　spilling　the　lattes。？Me？？　he　guessed。　
Serena　was　the　type　of　girl　who　gave　herselfentirely　to　whatever　she　was　into　at　the　moment；　and　
for　the　time　being　she　just　happened　to　be　into　Aaron。　It　had　kind　of　gone　to　his　head。　

She　closed　her　eyes　and　they　kissed　again；　deeply　this　time。　Behind　them；　girls　in　neat　wool　coats　
and　tall　leather　boots　spilled　out　of　the　school　doors；　shouting　giddily。　A　few　of　them　huddled　
together　to　watch　in　awe　as　Serena　and　Aaron　continued　to　kiss。　

？Oh　my　God；？　whispered　one　eighth　grader；　swooning　in　the　presence　of　such　coolness。　？Do　you　
see　what　I　see？？　

Mookie　pawed　at　the　snow　and　whined　impatiently。　Serena　rubbed　her　cheek　against　the　scratchy　
alpaca　wool　of　the　gray…and…purple　sherpa　hat　she？d　bought　for　Aaron　last　weekend　at　Kirna　
Zabete　in　Soho。　She　loved　the　way　his　cute　dark　brown　dreadlocks　poked　out　from　beneath　the　
earflaps。　

Everything　about　Aaron　was　so　adorable；　she　just　wanted　to　eat　him　up　with　a　spoon！　

？Of　courseI　was　thinking　about　you；？　she　said；　taking　her　latte。　She　cracked　open　the　lid　and　
blew　on　the　sweet；　steaming　liquid。　？I　was　thinking　we　should　get　tattoos。？　She　paused；　w